Your friendly neighborhood bored grocery store stock guys.
This might actually be the best thing ever.
dont fucking sass me youtube
Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.
My entire life summed up in one sentence.
so seven years of verbal harassment in the classroom later he found out snape wanted to fuck his mom and now he is the bravest man he ever knew wow. wow. beautiful
i think this is how i feel most of the time
i got u balloons
omg you are so cute
i got u a cat
i made you a cake
i got you ryan gosling
this is why i love tumblr
Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in
CAN YOU FUCKING NOT
It’s not easy being a fanboy.
Hes fidgeting! hes so cute! hes sooo one of us!
and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.




